User:Lucas The Lemon Eater/Lemon-Eater

The Lemon Eater

What is it?

The "Lemon Eater" is a little thing on my profile page that I use to describe how my slime pup gameplay and how I act

THIS IS NOT THE SUBJECT "LUCAS MUTTER" OR "LUKE"

Is this a joke?

Yes, It completely is, lol...

Should it not be a joke?

Where did your little gremlin like pug go?

I just moved it into another spot, why do people look at him? He died...

Description

Please note that it is how I play and NOT what i am really like...

It's strange nature of eating lemons is not fully studied and it is different than the rest of the Slime Pups, but it is known for stealing bats and guitars as it can only steal those, It may be very slow when a bunch of people are nearby, both gootraxins and humans seem to pose a threat to it as it is very scared of just about everything that hits it, it's biggest downside is that it is a literal retard and has a mind of fucking shit... It does NOT know how to breathe, we assume it does not breathe anything but relies on... instincts which is chemically provided by a scientist that felt bad for the thing as it just layed... there. While it seems harmful it actually doesn't and if it steals your bat when you are not fighting then it is just trying to play with you. It seems to like cones and lemons and will only bite to mess around. It is very likely to become a "Jammer" when it grows up Please refrain from hitting this strange creature and if needed, study it...

Studies

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THIS STUDY LOG CAN BE EDITED, ONLY ONE EDIT PER DATE

Jan 22 2023: Bro got disintegrated from existence with the rest of the slime pups DEC 17th 2023: Gray took over completely about the care of the slime pup... he spoils it while it is calling him a "Lime Slime Hound" and saying his name like "Grawy"... He absolutely loves him and some of the people that work on other creatures are too jealous... he seems ready to protect gray at anytime! DEC 16th 2023: Somebody named "Gray" is planning on taking complete care of the slime pup! DEC 15th 2023: It seems to be getting dumber... DEC 14th 2023: It seems lonely... nobody even wants to feed it! And when someone does feed it they feed it IT'S MOST HATED FOOD! BEANS! DEC 13th 2023: WOW, it was able to come up out of the water! finally! it took 5 HOURS for it to be able to even GET ON IT'S KNEES it took 10 hours to STAND UP and it took the rest of the day TO EVEN WALK. A lot of people are quitting because of this... thing... DEC 12th 2023: As it is learning very little we are predicting it might become a Jammer when it "grows up". DEC 11th 2023: School does not work as it is driving the teachers insane when they try to teach it to say something and it's only thing it will eat is a lemon... DEC 8th 2023: OUR BIGGEST REGRET OF OUR LIFE! DEC 7th 2023: We decided to release this creature into the world... Hope it wasn't a mistake... NOV 25th 2023: letting it out into the facility to socialize is surprisingly... very lethal to it... NOV 24th 2023: We have voted to release this creature into the facility despite it's intelligence level. JUL 23rd 2020: An employee here has decided to give it knowledge of how to walk... JUL 22nd 2020: Sadly this creature cannot walk, rumor has it someone is planning on giving it the ability to do so... JUL 28th 2009: We fed it a chicken nugget from the mickydoos, it seemed to love it and the attempt to release the creature into the facility was not allowed due to it being an absolute retard even though it knows what to do. JUL 27th 2009: It is trying to bust open the door we are entering from, it wants to get out... JUL 26th 2009: It is growing restless... JUL 25th 2009: It ate a lemon somehow... JUL 24th 2009: It already took the form of a slime pup. JUL 23rd 2009: Studies show that it is... alive... but as a piece of slime...

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